Lindsay Lohan's new career? or Best Drunken ride ever?

Sign me up for the NASA space program! I always thought becoming an astronaut was very difficult to become, and took discipline and the need to be devoted to space exploration. It turns out that everyone's favorite young star Lindsay Lohan, could become an astronaut! She is constantly at a bar drinking until she can't remember, and still has the ability to show up for work! The risk of hitting something is low, since the shuttle has to fly up, and is controlled on autopilot! As long as she takes a cab to the launch site, that is until vehicles are equipped with autopilot! Look out below for when the waste is expelled from the shuttle, i would hate for anyone to have to experience that!

The next shuttle launch could be a solid crew of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney, and the fortunately forgotten Tara Reid. If it crashed, no one would care anyway!