Bad Karaoke, Terrible Actors!

Singing Bee! The new hit game show is an invite to all the wanna be actors and mediocre singers, to give them 5 seconds of fame, and the shot at a whopping $50,000 prize! After 2 weeks of the show, and watching the same basic personality make the 6 lucky contestants, i begin to wonder if I would qualify to be a contestant. The qualifications are:

1) Must be able to gyrate body, in what appears to be dancing

2) Must possess the ability to poorly imitate the real dancing, or rocking out in by various artists,

3) Must have the ability to sing off key, in an attempt to rock out like the various artists

4) Must have a deep love toward the superstar host, and Dancing with the Stars runner up, Joey Fatone.

Enjoy the show, but please do not attempt to imitate at home!