Friday, June 29, 2007

Larry King, Paid off by Paris??

It was blatantly obvious when watching Larry struggle to ask terrible questions to the Deb-u-tard, about absolutely nothing, that he was paid off! His mind was obviously think about how much money he was walking out with by asking 5th grade level puppy dog questions. This was her big chance to clear her name, Larry, with his new found fortune, gave her every opportunity to do so, and she still blew it!

Well Larry, enjoy your money, as you've lost much respect in the world of journalism, and all for nothing, as your payday interview of the spoiled whore blew it big time, much like in her only hit movie!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Internet Radio

Internet radio stations are planning a 'day of silence' protest on Tuesday, in order to dispute the rate hike on royalty payments made for music played online. This move will likely put some smaller sites out of business, and the expense will likely be passed down to the consumers, meaning to listen to anything online will be for a fee. So enjoy online music for free while you can!



Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Steroids, Benoit

First, My condolences to the extended families of the Benoit family. It was a terrible tragedy and the effects of a very sick man, that was not given any help. Steroids have not been mentioned as contributing to the actions of Chris, but I believe differently. The steroids, and very ill Chris, had given their 7 yr old child human growth hormone, because he was not up to their standards! That action alone says what type of person he was! He needed help and no one could recognize it, and his life and the life of his wife and child came to a tragic end. In my opinion due in large part to heavy steroid use.


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

No Rosie on Price is right!

Thank you Rosie for reading my blog, and realizing that you would ruin Bob Barkers work! Feel free to use the excuse that you don't want to move to LA!

Monday, June 25, 2007

iPhone or iPhony balony?

So much hype, so much commercial airtime, and so much anticipation for the release of the iPhone that, I for one, am already sick of the thing! The big question here is if it's worth the price tag for the phone, and especially the services that will be required to run the thing. Also, since AT&T must have paid big bucks to have it for themselves, is it worth to switch services?

First off, the functionality is already out there, in Blackberry's and other handheld devices. Second, a cell phone is just that, a phone, sure it's nice to have all the myriad of other features, but there must be a limit. Apple's market will be the high end phone users, which means business people who need to be connected at all times. So, will large company's be willing to provide the iPhone to their executives to conduct business? The other buyers will certainly be the rich a and spoiled, who will really make up a small portion of sales.

In the beginning, I predict a mass buying of the iPhone for the techies, dying of curiosity, who gave in to the commercial hype, then dying down to normal sales, or possibly below, until discounts hit, and they give them away.

Will I be in line to get the iPhone, nope. I say the iPhone is iPhony balony!


Saturday, June 23, 2007

Duke Players, ex D.A.

A college loser, jealous of what he could have been, but wasn't. No women, no parties, just books. Who am I referring to, the DA that prosecuted the Duke lacrosse players on false charges. Made it through school, passed the bar, became a DA, but wanted more....fame, more money, and to be someone. Well it's over for him now! The Duke players are filing suit due to the ill nature of the DA's case. I can't help but feel a little bad since he was already fired and lost his law license, but on the other hand, he's getting what he deserved, and now there's one less snake lawyer out there!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Good News, (Alcohol)

Good News:
A restaurant in Virginia has finally done, what we've all accidentally done to beer, in order to cool them faster...a Beer Pop! If you have ever needed warm beer cold in a hurry, then you have certainly stuck a bunch in the freezer, only to forget about the one...Bam, a beer Pop. Or, worse off, left beer in the car over night in the winter, well you got yourself a twelver of beer pops! Is a beer pop desirable, and delicious? No, not really, but i would love to have one right now!

No More Piggies (Six Flags)

In a recent news article, a girls feet were severed at Six Flags on the Superman ride, confirming every ones fear of having your feet chopped off while riding on a feet dangling ride! I assume now, that the girl will sue, and win, and that all amusement parks will have to install safety bars to protect the feet! I guess all her little pigs went wee-wee-wee, all the way home!

Spice Girls? No Spice for me!

The Spice Girls are set to announce a possible comeback, with the announcement coming on June 28!

As the Spice Girls were big time back in the 90's, no longer will they be original, fun, new, and for that matter, they are 10 yrs older, so Hot may be out of the question. I would predict some success, but definitely not long lived. I'm sure they will pay the Millions to have all their music written, and enhanced, and with the name, there will be some sales. I will definably not be one in that crowd! I wouldn't even download their music for free.



Spice Girls Reunion

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Darth Nihilus, Star Wars

Darth Nihilus- in Star Wars, has anyone heard of this character, before mentioned on The Howard Stern show? Long story short, a reporter, from the show, was at a Star Wars convention, and spoke with a man dressed up as Darth Nihilus. The man was by far the biggest Star Wars fan, mostly due to the fact that Darth Nihilus does not appear in any of the movies, and has a small appearance in a the video game, but only speaks gibberish. So, if you are out there, Darth Nihilus, call into the Stern show! Everyone wants to find out what is going on in your head-
Further, I consider myself a Star Wars fan, but I would not devote my life to the Star Wars cause. I say, to each his own, but sometimes a life devotion to such things may cross the line a bit. Star Wars, and Star Trek, as well, are both great, but a life devotion?? There is so much more out there, some just need to expand the horizon a bit.



Darth Nihilus

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Scientology??

How does one become involved in Scientology?

The information available on the history and beliefs of Scientologists is limited, since i have not paid the money to be high in the ranks, but from what I am led to understand, it is quite unbelievable that there are followers! Aliens are in our bodies that have bad feelings?? Really? Well I hate to say South Park really nailed it, but they did in the Scientology episode! Not only did Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, quit, due to the show, but many protests came about because of it. The problem with the show was that the 'secrets' to Scientology were revealed...for free! Sure, they portrayed it in a comical way, but facts are facts!


Scientology

The Price is Right! (TPIR)

To start off with, thanks Bob for many great years!

The shows continued success is in question. CBS should really have attempted to work someone in, to attempt to ween people off of Bob, and onto a new host. To just take Bob out will be a tough transition, maybe impossible.

There are some reasonable replacements in line, but the most attention has been given to Rosie!

Nothing against Rosie, but the show will certainly fail if she is brought in! She can be a success in the right setting, such as a talk show, but this is definitely not the answer! This choice would practically be the exact opposite type of host as Bob was, and ultimately lead to the demise of TPIR!

The show, and CBS need to replace Bob with a distinguished male. Similar to Bob in character, but fresher, younger, and upbeat. This is the only way the show will continue!

I would hate to see TPIR fail, and Bob come back, as he said he would, to try to revive his life's work! So I sincerely hope that CBS does not make the wrong decision!

Thanks again Bob, enjoy your retirement, and please do not worry about TPIR!

OJ's New Book

OJ has published a book on how he would murder his wife, and all I can say is "wow". It doesn't matter if he did it or not. It further does not matter what everyone believes to be the truth. The most important thing here is, that against all odds, a mountain of evidence, your 'A' team of lawyers, did the impossible, and convinced a reasonable jury that you (OJ) were innocent!

First of all, how you would murder your ex-wife, should not be something you think about, and certainly should not be published, under any circumstance.

Secondly, the murder was a tragic event and left children with out a mother. No one should capitalize on tragic events, especially the one who was the lead suspect in the murders!

The best thing for you (OJ) to do, is drop it. Remember your dead ex-wife's memory, in your own time, but that is it. It is the luckiest thing, to be let free, with evidence to that extent. Now just count your blessings and move on. Do NOT publicise the events, it only brings up bad memories for all, and the remembrance of the first major court battle, where money won the case.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Bad Parents, Fat Ass kids

I was quite steamed to read that fat parents of fat kids, instead of saying, "no fatty kid, don't eat a whole box of cereal", decided to sue Kellogg's, and Kellogg's response was to kill characters such as Toucan Sam, and others!

Why is it that the fat parents have to blame something other than themselves for their fat kids?? Some quick advice, force your chunky monkey kid to eat veggies, not just the fatty, microwave crap!

Further, is the promotion of cereals in advertising, having that great of an effect, that the fatty kids can't resist? I hardly believe that seeing Toucan Sam forced them to eat a whole box of cereal!

My final advise is this, parents, please control your kids, and Kellogg's, Toucan Sam is not the criminal!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Sopranos, disected to a T-

This is what i gathered from various information:

the ending was simple, he got killed, but let me tell yall why and explain in detail...

There was 3 people in the room total who had a reason to kill tony..... the two black guys, they were paid before to kill tony but he was only shot in the ear, this was in one of the earlier seasons, also in the earlier seasons, the trucker who was sitting at the bar stool, who the camera kept focusing in on, is Nikki Leotardo, Phil Leotardo's nephew, he was in one of the early season episodes where Phil and Tony have a sit down.... heres where the genius comes in.... When Tony's walking in the diner, you see the camera focus on him, then it switches to his perspective, and you see him looking @ the booth hes gonna sit at... then the camera switches back to tonys face, then it once again switches to his perspective, and it shows him looking @ the door and looking @ the people come in..... Everytime the door opens the Chimes sound....... Carmela walks in, Chimes, AJ walks in Chimes, this when Meadows parallel parking, still trying to get inside the restaurant.... at this point the camera switches back to the trucker who goes in the bathroom...... Then it goes to a scene where meadow finally parks and starts running in the diner.... the doors about to open, Tony looks up.... and No Chimes...................... No Music............ Everything just goes black............... In one of the early episodes of the sopranos, tonys talking with bobby about what it must feel like to die.. Bobby says "at the end, you probably dont hear anything, everything just goes black" part of that was revisited in the second to last episode during the last seconds of it, when tonys about to go to sleep and he flashes back to the memory of him and bobby on the boat... "You probably dont hear anything everything just goes black" so in the end, the Journey song was playing, the chimes on the door sounded but when meadow came in, the guy in the trucker hat came out and killed tony... its the reason you don't hear, or see anything when he died.... it was from his perspective.... and everything went black, then the credits rolled.

Britnany Spears and K-fed, do the world a favor...

Britney, please do the world a favor and go into hiding! No one cares about the craziness, or feels bad for poor little Britney. Being preggers was certainly the cool thing to do , now guess what, you have two kids, realized K-fed was a leach, and that kids are a permanent fixture not temporary, like you believed! you are ugly and fat, and still untalented. I think Paris will hang out with you, once out of the clink! And for the love of god, no more beaver or ass shots, I puked in my mouth when I accidentally ran across those pics!

K-fed, nice job man! there hasn't been more of a leach in the world than you! But please do the world a favor and bag it up man! Even though you are broke as a joke, and will never have to pay one dime for the kids, you don't need any more! Just sit back, with whomever the lucky girl is, play PlayStation, and do nothing, oh, and schedule a vasectomy!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Simpsons Movie

As a Simpson's lover and faithful since the beginning, i question my interest in the movie. I still watch, as much as possible, but the quality has gone slightly down, along with my interest...as sad as it is to say. Some of the recent episodes are a bit crazy, and in the end, I think, what was that? There still are classics being made though, don't get me wrong. There was a slight lull when the focus was still on Bart and his shenanigans, but once the writers realized that Homer was the real star, the show took off. So now there's a move coming out. Do I plan on seeing it? As a long time fan, and Simpson loyal, I will. Am i excited? Ummm, sure, i won't see it opening day, but sometime there after.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Big Love

With the Sopranos gone into the darkness, Big Love become the replacement. The show's qualities are that of an entertaining sitcom. Sure, polygamy is a real thing, and the Mormons hate them, and so on, but this is a very made up view of that religion/life style! It is not humanly possible to have three near perfect wives, with three perfect houses, and perfect children, who all sing carols in harmony. They do run into problems (otherwise there really would be no show), but still. It is not humanly possible for one man to be able to live that life, even if money weren't an issue. So, in the end, entertaining, yes, realistic, absolutely not!

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Rage Against the Machine

I was a huge fan of rage for many years, then all the change/ controversy and so on. Now they are set to tour again, but are the fans still there? I for one, would jump at the chance to go, but it's difficult to say who's left with the same attitude.

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Cheese Heroin?

Apparently there is a new drug out there, unbeknownst to me, that is simply a mix of Mexican Heroin, and sleep medicine. It's basically dirt, and tylenol PM, so please don't take this! Beer is a much safer alternative!

Mike "Dog Boy" Vick

The first question here is why? It can't be the money. I assume the NFL keeps you busy enough to not get bored, so why raise dogs for dog fighting? My answer is simple, a bored idiotic brother, who was too lazy to be a productive member of society, who wanted to get big brother Mike involoved in something else as to bring him down. Please Mike, just blame your brother, he'll end up in jail one way or another, he needs you to keep working to support his broke ass!

Monday, June 11, 2007

Paris...aughhh

This writting is the last time i want to think about that spoiled whore!

A) she loves the publicity,
B) she will NEVER change,
C) She will always be a filthy Spoiled whore!

It's been a nice run as a Filthy Spoiled whore, now please, just take daddy Hilton's money and do everyone a favor...stay home!
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Sopranos Finale! Final words...or Darkness!

After listening to hours of reviews, and reading many articles on the Sopranos finale, here is the final answer:

You either love it or hate it, and here's why:

Hate it:
I was initially in this group, I wanted an answer, a conclusion, and nice neat package to say, here's why I have been watching for 8 seasons. That and more people getting knocked off. (note that the one person who did, was a good one). The way it ended up, was nothing! Confusion (did my power go out, is something wrong with my cable) that, and, why did nothing happen?? The last 6 minutes was intense, and led to absolutely nothing! Onion rings! The possibility of a hit out there? Nope just onion rings and darkness. People with this view, hated it, and felt cheated!

Love it:
After opening my mind a bit, I swung into this category. The writers wanted to give an unexpected ending, and nothing was more unexpected than Nothing! The openness for interpretation led several shows on hour+ long debates on what happened, what's going on, what may have been missed. It was a thinkers episode, and left wide open for much imagination and interpretation. I heard some amazing theories out there, but I left at it, "it is what it is". It's another day, Tony has the same family problems, and the same work related problems as on the first episode. This was where we left them, and possible WE the fans are knocked off!

Conclude:
The Sopranos lovers out there, either love or hate it, or hated to love it! Either way, I have already spent hours discussing, which may not have occurred, if given to us in a nice neat package.
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