Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Fat Kids, Bad Parents II

Several months ago, Toucan Sam was blamed for making United States youths fat, due to his irresistible image, rendering children helpless against the delicious cereal he represents. As previously posted, this was a scape goat for parents to blame, making them look like competent parents, as hauling around monster size extra large kiddies.

Today, research was released saying that young children choose anything in a McDonald's wrapper over the same food item in a non McDonald's wrapper. The super marketing strategists have caused such a craze that the fat kids must eat and eat and eat, rendering any attempts to get them to stop eating useless, and the so called parents, helpless against the Golden Arches!
I was unaware that ad firms posses super human abilities to mind numbingly control the likes of adults and children alike. Should I fear for my fingers next ? If they were to advertise fingers being tasty like a gresy Mcdonalds burger, I may have to stay in hiding! Are children these days so ravishing hungry that the animal like instincts are coming out, leading to them devouring everything in sight and wanting more and more, until the food runs out, like the cavemen of old?

The fat kid blame game is leading toward that of uncontrollably hungry kids, like swarms of locusts, looking around every corner for any food item, especially the tasty, coveted Golden Arch. This image is not at all true, and could be stopped by a simple "No"!

This obesity blame game will continue to go on forever. Parents are too cowardly, now a day, to say it's MY fault for giving my fatty kid McDonald's. It's MY fault for letting them drink soda and eat candy. It's MY fault my child is obese!

A perfect example (although i hope not indicative of the majority of parents of fatty kids) the one and only Britney Spears! She has laid a foundation of what NOT to do when raising children! We can all look at her, use her as an example, and do exactly opposite of what she does!
Keep an eye out for the "Stop Blaming Advertising for Fat Kids Campaign", this will become imparative once the blame game gets so out of control, that all advertising is deemed illegal.
To read the prior post on the death of Toucan Sam: http://worldlyreviews.blogspot.com/2007/06/bad-parents-fat-ass-kids.html






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