iPod's latest buzzzz

Watch out for lightning while enjoying some HOT tunes on your ipod, unless you welcome second degree burns and blown ear drums! There have been two recent incidents of lightning strikes, that traveled up the ipods wires, causing Y shaped burns to the victims and blowing out the victims ear drums. As unfortunate and unlikely an accident as this may be, Apple, the maker of ipod, does not have a warning on the box! This will most likely translate to a very large lawsuit, in which Apple will lose! The case cited to support the prosecution will most likely be the McDonald's hot coffee victim, who was awarded several million dollars, since McDonald's neglected to warn the victim that the hot coffee she ordered was in fact HOT. The easiest way to get rich quick in this day and age is to find a way to sue for various damages! In fact, I think I am getting a headache right now from staring at my computer screen, and I see no warning....million dollar law suit...here I come!

Women's athletics, a firm place on the sidelines!

Women's athletics = no money, and no interest! That is the main point that the bull dike women have to realize! I am not against women playing sports, that's great, keeps them in shape, but the complaining about air time, and use of equipment needs to hit the road! In a recent court settlement, a Lindy Vivas, Fresno State women's volleyball coach was fired. She thought it was due to her constant ranting, raving and nagging to use the work out equipment and get more air time. The court found in her favor, awarding her nearly $6M! Enjoy your money Ms. Bull-dike coach, you have ruined Fresno State money producing athletics!

Tree Man in New Hampshire! "Live Free or Die Trying"

Only in NH. That's all that can be said about the 'tree man' who attempted to rob a New Hampshire bank! The man, who clearly lives in the back woods of the state, had trees on his brain, and came up with the ingenious idea that he could rob a bank dressed as a tree! He thought that since there are so many trees everywhere, that people wouldn't notice! Well, my friend, even though people in NH tend to be a little slow, dim witted, and a little back in the times, give them some credit, after all, Dick Tracy was on the case!

Look out below...while driving in the Boston tunnels

Over 25 years and $14 Billion dollars, a decision was made to use cheap glue to adhere 52,000 lb. ceiling panels in place in the tunnels of Boston. After a year long investigation, it was discovered that the city used inferrior, short-term glue to adhere the ceiling panels, instead of the proper adhesives, and bolts.
I am referring to the project/disaster known as 'The Big Dig', which was started decades ago, and continues to this day in Boston. The idea, and end result were great, except for the pesky ocean water leaks, which could crush drivers in the tunnels, the deaths from unsafe conditions, and use of inferior materials used to cut costs!

The tunnels, which run under downtown Boston, and the connecting waterways, is a great way to get into the city, and to the airport. However, each time in these tunnels, one must pray that at that moment, the glue used to hold the massive ceiling panels in place does not decide to give way! One couple was not so lucky, and died under one of the panels, as driving to the airport. The city may have saved a little money, in the already way over budget project, but I'm sure the lawsuits from the families will far surpass the savings!

What ever the outcome of the lawsuits from both the family and federal government, the tunnels will be opened and operational, but just hope, if you find yourself in one of them, that the panel you are under, was not one teetering to get to the ground!

Clay Aikens Big Gay Quarrel

Clay Aiken, gets pushed by a girl while in flight, and since he obviously is same sex oriented, got a little upset. He clearly felt threatened by the girl, and likely thought he would get beat up. He is obviously still ashamed at being gay, and unable to come out of the closet. That is no reason to hate women, Clay! Or maybe he was upset at his failing career. Either way, this got him in the news for the first time since his male lover came out!

The next time we will see Clay, is when he and Sanjaya are in the news for coming out together!

Miss New Jersey

Leave it to the armpit state, New Jersey, and the trash residence there, to attempt to ruin the career of the one and only relatively decent looking female that the state has produced! Nothing against Jersey girls, but hey, I lived there, and saw what the armpit of the US produces.

On the other hand leave it to Jersey to vote in a trash star/convict to be Miss new Jersey. There can't be a better representation of the state, so why blackmail her to step down? Simple, the first runner up has a far better track record, with her career at the Bada-Bing!

United States National Football

The US national football team is suiting up and heading out to represent the US, in Japan, on July 4, for the world championships. So, who is playing on this elite team? Will Ladanian Tomlinson be starting RB, and Tom Brady starting QB? Nope, not even close. If not the NFL aces, then who? Maybe a first year NFL guy, or a bench, or second or third stringer, would get the job done in Japan. No, still not necessary. So how about a group of College grads, who did not get drafted, and did not get invited to any NFL camps, and basically gave up on football to pursue a normal career. You got it! The skills of a mediocre college football player, from all divisions, are still expected to dismantle the reigning world champions, Japan! It is thought that football will transpire similarly to how world basketball changed into what it is today. The hope is that the rest of the world will slowly pick up NFL standards and eventually get up to speed. So, my guess is, expect the Tom Brady's and Ladanian Tomlinsons, of the 2050's, to represent the US in the Olympics! Good luck to the other teams for now.