Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Friday, July 20, 2007

I am Michael Vick. A translation of the Michael Vick thoughts:

What you are about to embark on is a journey through the Michael Vick thought process, translated to English:

I am so bored with football! I’m faster, smarter, and better than any player out there. I’m better looking, too. No one can compete with this man, the dominator, the champion, the lord of the football field. I am Michael Vick.

Wait, I have no championships, there are a growing number of solid rushing qb’s that will be better than me, and I’m not the dominator, I get dominated, and thus end up sidelined with various injuries!

What can a rich brotha, the Michael Vick , do to make up for what is lacking in my life. I need to dominate, be a champion, and a lord……Dog fighting!! I can kick they ass, raise a champion, and Mike Vick is their lord and master!

The above is a translation of the only logical reason why a very wealthy, NFL superstar would get involved in what was a popular sport in the early 1900’s.

I, as many, were fans of Mike Vick, and enjoyed watching him play the game, too bad the next game he will likely play in, will be from the jail yard!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

United States National Football


The US national football team is suiting up and heading out to represent the US, in Japan, on July 4, for the world championships. So, who is playing on this elite team? Will Ladanian Tomlinson be starting RB, and Tom Brady starting QB? Nope, not even close. If not the NFL aces, then who? Maybe a first year NFL guy, or a bench, or second or third stringer, would get the job done in Japan. No, still not necessary. So how about a group of College grads, who did not get drafted, and did not get invited to any NFL camps, and basically gave up on football to pursue a normal career. You got it! The skills of a mediocre college football player, from all divisions, are still expected to dismantle the reigning world champions, Japan! It is thought that football will transpire similarly to how world basketball changed into what it is today. The hope is that the rest of the world will slowly pick up NFL standards and eventually get up to speed. So, my guess is, expect the Tom Brady's and Ladanian Tomlinsons, of the 2050's, to represent the US in the Olympics! Good luck to the other teams for now.
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